Q and A

Submitted: Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 19:03
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Dumb questions asked about Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles; take lots of water.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gumtrees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Reply By: Member - Wilgadene (QLD) - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 19:24

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 19:24
Thanks Exploder, I needed a laugh. Definitley better that timing chains. (LOL).
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Follow Up By: Exploder - Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 19:42

Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 19:42
Not a problem, I thought it was rather funny.
Nothing like a bit of humour to take the mind off other problems.

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