Tuesday, Jun 21, 2005 at 20:45
The image that comes to mind, if you can bear with me, is this...
Harold Scruby is walking across a road, and taking too long. Up roars this thing, and Harold, because he figures he has some sort of god like status, simply stops in the middle of the road, and holds his hand up, like some sort of king Canute.
The vehicle is rushing towards him, the driver unaware, because from his commanding position, he is the king of the down-blouse-set... some of you know what I am talking about...
Harold holds his ground, thinking that whatever happens, the cause will be met. Like, if he gets hurt, that will be another nail in the coffin of 4 x 4's. If the 4 x 4 stops, then it's another string in the bow for the pedestrian council. If he dies... he will be a martyr, to tread where no man has dared to tread before...
Well, this dude still hasn't seen our little friend, probably 'cause he doesn't have a good rack, and.... the 4 x 4 runs over him.
Well, blow me down with a feather!!! All that happened, is he got knocked over by the wind of the under floor. He stands up to dust himself off, and proceeds to raise the middle finger, when justice is finally done.......
.... Harold gets collected, by a Daewoo.
Wolfie
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Follow Up By: Member - Beatit (QLD) - Wednesday, Jun 22, 2005 at 08:51
Wednesday, Jun 22, 2005 at 08:51
G'day Wolfie,
Like your thinking, any chance your can actually see into the future?
From what I've heard he is the ONLY member so that would be the Whole council run over by a Daewoo!
See the headlines now, "Whole pedestrian council of Australia spared by 4WD but killed by Daewoo"
Kind regards
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