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Submitted: Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 19:37
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had a phone call today went like this



Ring ring

Me - Hello

Lady - Hello Mrs Gunderson, My name is Judy from Accor Hotels, and you have been selected for a free holiday worth $800 at any of our hotel across Australia.

Me - Sorry not interested

Lady - Blah blah blah, wonderful facilities

Me - Sorry I go camping, I'm not interested. (getting a little frustrated now)

Lady - You can use it anytime over the next 12 months (Is she not listening, Hmmm how to get her attention)

Me - Actually I could use a holiday, do any of them have grassed areas

Lady - Yes, many of them have beautiful gardens.

Me - Great, so I could set up my tent

Lady - Sorry

Me - My tent, there would be plenty of room for a tent.

Lady - No you can't camp at the hotels

Me - Sorry then I'm not interested.

Lady - (Silence)

Me - Goodbye

Sandy
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Reply By: roofscooter2 - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:02

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:02
they get very frustrating don't they .
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Reply By: Waynepd (NSW) - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:05

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:05
Good one sandy,
do you mind if i use that next time these bleeps call me....
they just won't take no for an answer will they....

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Reply By: Michael ( Moss Vale NSW) - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:11

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:11
I would have hung onto the "free" part of the conversation and pushed the point!!!
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Reply By: chump_boy - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:18

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:18
I find it best if you try to pick them up over the phone....

Ask them things like:

"what are you wearing", "what are u doing on friday night", "u sound cute"...

just throw them in as they give their talk, see how long they last.

If you can keep them on long enough, make the questions cruder and cruder....

Try to find out if they are into swinging, nudism, or beastiality...

Works even better if they are a guy...
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Follow Up By: Ted (Cairns) - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:55

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:55
Yes, yes! If they don't want to answer ask them why. Offer to call them back later and ask for their number, name, get them to spell it 5 times.
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Follow Up By: Member - Poppy (QLD) - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:19

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:19
You're a sick puppy chump_boy, but I like your style...lol
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Follow Up By: chump_boy - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:39

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:39
it's all about having a laugh, isn't it???
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Follow Up By: Boc1971 - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 11:46

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 11:46
So ted - get any numbers you want to share with the boys ??? ;)

Frank
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Reply By: Andy - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:46

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 20:46
its the same with these research people. I always ask them if they are chargeing their clients, I then advise them that my charge out rate is $250 per 1/4 hour and to whom should I send the bill to. It's amazing how quickly the phone goes dead.
Andy M
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Reply By: Stuart Butler - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:08

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:08
I get the annoying phone companies ring up regularly, when the ask to speak to the person who handles our phone accounts I tell them he's at a different office but was complaining about his phone bill the other day, I then tell them his name is John Howard and to call him on this no. 02 6277 7111

Because they are always overseas call centres and don't twig im sure they have a interesting conversation when the call
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Follow Up By: gramps - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:57

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:57
ROFLMAO....... I like it :-)
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Follow Up By: Scubaroo - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:59

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 21:59
BRILLIANT!
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Follow Up By: Member - Steve (ACT) - Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 22:27

Tuesday, Aug 23, 2005 at 22:27
I must get one of the phone company ones at lease weekly, that is one I'm going to use!!

Sandy
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Follow Up By: Nudenut - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 08:05

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 08:05
it might make john pass a spam law to cover these tpyes of calls...does not matter that theyre form OS as the companies theyre representing are here in OZ.........
would the printer cartridge mobs also fall into this aslo?....i get at least one a week form them too......worst part is , the land line in my office diverts to my mobile.....so i not only get annoyed but i'm paying for the bloody call!
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Reply By: Sand Man (SA) - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 00:45

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 00:45
I've learnt not to waste any of my time with these rodents.

I simply HANG UP.
Bill


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Reply By: Member - MrBitchi (QLD) - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 08:30

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 08:30
2 methods I use.
1. Normally the answering machine is on, screening calls. They NEVER leave a message and rarely call back.

2. In the event that you do actually answer before the machine, just say to the caller,
"Just hang on a sec, need to take the pot of the stove"
Then just put the phone down and leave it for a while. Eventually they'll hang up.
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Follow Up By: Lyds - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 09:27

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 09:27
I'm with you. I screen all my calls now, and I have even added "if you have called from a list, please remove me from it". and they don't leave messages.

Friends and family know to chat to the machine for a while until I get a chance to pick up!

Its all a bit sad isn't it?
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Reply By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 09:12

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 09:12
If it was a free $800 holiday, why not take it.. chances of it not being totally free are about 99%..

did you ask what the catch was?
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Follow Up By: Member - Steve (ACT) - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 15:46

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 15:46
The catch is you have to purchase breakfast and dinner at the hotel, and you have to spend a minimum amount on each per person.

If you go usually goon holidays in hotels and eat at your hotel then it's a saving, but when you camp and just cook your owns meals, it's still an expensive holiday.

Me, give me a breakfast cooked over a camp fire, and a dinner out of a camp oven and I'm happy!!

Sandy
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Reply By: crfan - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 10:24

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 10:24
We need to start a do not call list like they have in america.It drives me nuts get up to 5,6,7, a day some days.I was wondering if I asked telstra to block all international call would that stop the Indians ringing ?
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Follow Up By: chump_boy - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 11:59

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 11:59
There is a do not call list - I think the DIrect Marketing Association uses it.

Problem is, 80% of the people that call are not members.....
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Follow Up By: slave - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 16:53

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 16:53
Must admit we haven't had any of those calls since adding our name to the do not call list. I thought it was worth a try

Mrs Slave
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 17:57

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 17:57
http://www.adma.com.au/asp/index.asp?pgid=1999

But this is only for companies that adhere to their policies.

Biggest PITA is that smaller local companies are exempt from the federal legislation (up to 30 staff), so they use the "divide and conquor",technique, splitting their companies when they get too big, thereby keeping themselves "legal".

Go to you phone provider and have the access terminated to overseas calls. Most call centers are located in India, or have their local phone services routed through similar systems to Skype (VoIP) and end up going OS before they return to AUS. Blocking international access stops these in their tracks.

Using you mobile for any OS calls doesn't cost that much more.
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Reply By: Alloy c/t - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 11:24

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 11:24
Due to our great telecommunication companys our phone has become a virtual "unlisted " number , after what seems like 100.000 complaints our phone is still listed under the swimbos maiden name [16yrs worth of complaints to the telecos] ,, so an unsolicited call is easy to pick ,
phone rings ,give number , "is ms ______ at home " sorry dosnt exist ,"is mr_____ there" sorry never existed , play them like a fish , soon they get the message that YOU have just wasted THEIR time ,,, = $
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Follow Up By: V8troopie - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 15:00

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 15:00
Yes but 'they' get paid for wasting your time, its just a job over there in India I believe.

what I would like is a facility on my phone that automatically charges 'them' a tidy sum as soon as I press a button after answering the phone for any unsolicited call to my number.
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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 18:02

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 18:02
Nice idea, but not possible. Our Telecommunication act prohibits that sort of thing It does work both ways, that's why you cant be spammed on SMS (unless from Telstra et al at no charge to the user).
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Reply By: Kevin1243 - Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 18:08

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005 at 18:08
I've been going to this site to learn to speak Hindi. Then I can tell them to politely piss off in their language. It should be good for a laugh.

Kevin
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Reply By: Member - Steve (ACT) - Thursday, Aug 25, 2005 at 09:14

Thursday, Aug 25, 2005 at 09:14
Was telling my grandmother yesterday about the phone call. Hers is better.

She got a call from one of those buy a booklet of vouchers for $99 and the vouchers will save you hundreds.

She told them she wasn't interested, the said there are heaps of stuff for cars perhaps your husband would be interested could they speak to him.

She said
"Certainly but he's not here, you can speak to him at plot 29 at the cemetery, there's no phone, and you'll have to speak up."

My grandmother is 86 and I thought this was a corker!!!

Sandy
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Reply By: crfan - Thursday, Aug 25, 2005 at 13:31

Thursday, Aug 25, 2005 at 13:31
Just Rang Telstra to get a international block on my phone guess what there is a per month charge to have it on* surprise surprise*still I am paying it!!!!!!!!!
Shoul try ringin g Lawsie he sponsored buy them bet he doesnt get the calls.
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