As a follow up to Grizzle's post (Book to read), I started to think about my favourite bush tale, or poem.
Since the tales are not suitable for publication, I've included a bush poem (below).
Before reading on......
I know an old stockman who has had an incredible le working throughout the
Kimberley and Pilbarra. He's a hard case old bastard, but I would like to arrange a meeting between him and a writer to document his life.
Do any of you know of a writer who may be interested in interviewing him? He now lives in
Perth.
Damper Dan
Knew a bloke once called Damper Dan
Remember the bludger
well I can
And his dampers
Bottomless moleskins hangin' slack
Tin of treacle, sticky and black,
Heap of flour in a dirty sack
For dampers
Always camped by a
bore-drains flow
Whiskery and greasy and foul and low
Eatin' dampers
Never would buy a loaf of bread
'Too bloody dear' he always said
Cooked every day like lumps of lead
Heavy dampers
Down he'd sit with a toothless grin
Mixin' the dough in a gallon tin
For dampers
Over his bulgin' bottom lip
Nicotine and slobber would slip
Run down his pipe and slowly drip
In the damper
Bore-drain
water and weevily flour
Welded into a mixture sour
For damper
Stick to yer ribs and clog yer pipes
Give the goes as
well as the gripes
And he'd say, 'She's a lovely feed, by cripes
Bonzer damper'
Beef or mutton he wouldn't touch
Brownie or cake he didn't like much
Only damper
'Nothin' he'd say, 'like good clean flour
Never gets stale or mouldy or sour
Nothin' gives yer muscular power
Like damper'
Follered his funeral without regret
Went where there's plenty of heat, I'll bet
For dampers
And it's safe to bet the devil could tell
How he sits all day by the hearth of hell
With his sack of flour and his evil smell
Cookin' dampers.....Soddy bloody dampers
Regards
Kim