The fraternity of revered “Cobb cooker owners” will never accept me into their ranks..
The wife laughs at me, the kids –
well it’s nice to see your kids happy but!!!
To set the scene;
Read a lot about the Cobb cookers, all good reports.
Go the 4wd show in
Adelaide.
Buy a Cobb –beeeuuutiful leg of lamb n vegies being cooked too, convinced wifey.
Get home too late Sunday to experiment.
Monday, have read the book, prepared meat n vegies, lit fire, beads nicely changing colour….set and forget.
Have a drinky –says so in the book and remembering what I have read DO NOT open lid for 45mins.
Son comes around, “hang about for a little while and I’ll show you how good this Cobb cooking is”…have another drinky.
Moment of truth, open the lid to turn meat n veg………..bloody raw still and the fire is as cold as charity.
Son,,hahahahahaha
Me,,GF
Wifey comes home…….laughs –long and loud!!
Too late now so steak on the BBQ.
Tuesday, read book again.
Take particular note re lighting of fire etc.
Used different brand of heat beads.
Just over an hour later and heat beads don’t even look like changing colour, more fire lighters.
Another 40 mins and heat beads still black on top.
Give up, put vegies in oven and open a tin of ready to go meat pie!!!!!!!!!!
Have a drinky.
Wifey comes home expecting a juicy, mouth-watering leg of lamb with taste bud tingling fresh vegetables cooked in our new Cobb.
Explodes with laughter and could not get on the ‘phone quick enough to inform my lovely kids that daddy has cocked up…..again. Wish it had been cooked up again..lol
Wednesday, not to be deterred I will try again. Off to get yet a different brand of heat beads……will get those recommended by Cobb this time.
Such is life, but please tell me that someone out there has had a similar experience………….please.
Cheers
Michael