Thursday, Nov 02, 2006 at 15:43
Flappa and Baz...............
Haven't you blokes ever been tootling along at a "safe" speed on a loose gravel road and
1). had a skippy jump out at you?
2). had an idiot come at you around a blind corner, all over YOUR side of the road?
3). come across a large washaway that "shouldn't be there"?
The scenarios are too numerous to list...........basically the question would have to be: haven't you ever had to do a "panic" stop?
Okay, so the operative word in my 1st sentence was "safe". You could travel everywhere at 20k/h and probably never find yourself in a panic-stop situation.
The scariest situation I found myself in was on our 1st
Cape York trip. There are all these DIPs in the road. Some wag has added to each "DIP"
sign with things like DIP stick; Chilli DIP etc etc.
Anyway, when I first came to a couple of these (they are deep enough to swallow a Kenworth), I slowed right down from 80k/h (what I considered to be a "safe" speed) to about 30k/h. After having done that for the 4 or 5 DIPs, and finding that they were all really smooth, I decided I was being a bit of a wus for slowing down so much.......my "cavalier-level" rose considerably and I decided I didn't need to slow down as much. Imagine the view the inside of my jocks must've had then, as they watched my sphingter valve tighten up quite considerably when I reached the top of the entry point of one of these suckers........about 20 meters above the lowest point......and about an 18" wide x 6" deep wash-away at the bottom.
Anchors away!!!!!!!!!!!
Naught happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky I'm in a Patrol and not one of those namby-pamby independant front end machines!!!!!!!!!!!
Get to the other side. Pull up. No damage (thank crikey). Pull fuse on AB bloody S!!
Make mental note to assume EVERY DIP has a similar washaway at the bottom of it!!!!
;-))
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