Retraction of my Jokes

Ummmm!!! I actually liked your Friday humor, some of the best ever.

Please don't let Mr Mufti upset your day, he ain't worth it.

OK - it's Friday, I'm sure David will let this one pass,,,,,,,I think.

But,,,,,,,is this "in context" or is it "out of context" ;)

I know what I'd do with him,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Bilbo

Don't let him upset you. he doesn't realise that most Australian's (including the muslim community) think he's nuts and probably secretly chuckle at him - I am certain he is actually an alien transplanted here from another planet. All I thought when I heard that was "Here we go again". I feel sorry for his daughters that have to still live their lives with all the gossip and media attention on their father.

OK,
call me an idiot, I watched tele last night but have completley missed what Mr Mufti said.....maybe to many cordials.

Anyone fill me in.

Toytruck

I believe Peter Lalor and crew took the oath of alligence on November 29 1854, not 3 December.

I believe the real problem is that too many of the leaders in the Muslim community agree with what he says - otherwise he would have gone long ago. Until the moderates and forward looking members of the Muslim community take responsibility there are going to be other outbursts of stupidity from this cleric or others who share his views.

The Australian community cannot stick their heads in the sand and ignore these issues - if we do we will end up with the problems caused by the radical Muslims in parts of Europe.

Equal opportunity jokes – offends all religions equally.

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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favour. The Pope says, "What can I do? "The Colonel says, 'I need you to change the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.' If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I cannot change the words." So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.' And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words." So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales. The Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you." So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican." The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news. The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."

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A Muslim was killed in a car accident and arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven," The Muslim says, "Nice to meet you Peter, but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad." St. Peter says, "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says, "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven." The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honour to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad." Moses says, "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, but he can't see anything except bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks, "Who are you?" The figure responds, "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven." God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God, "Sir, it is such an honour to meet you, I can't believe it, this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad." God says, "Oh. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim says, "I would love a cup of coffee." God yells into the kitchen, "Hey Muhammad, two coffees!"

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An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood-thirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!" There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay… NOW you're screwed."

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Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? They have full facial nudity.

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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!

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Well said Mr Fawlty,
I will immediately follow your lead. I want others who consider him a joke/insane or from another planet etc, to remember that it's his mates (who believe his rantings) that are blowing themselves and INNOCENT people up FAR TOO REGULARLY. We have become used to the violence and are fortunate that we don't experience it firsthand {PLEASE LET IT STAY THAT WAY FOR THE "LUCKY COUNTRY" }

REMEMBER EVERYONE - IT'S THE LUCKY COUNTRY THROUGH HARD WORK AND PERSERVERANCE - it could change because of lunatics like this one.

Thanks Mr Fawlty
Cheers John Ettles

Well said Mr Fawlty,
I just emailed Mr Howard, dont know how much good it will do but last time I did I at least got a response!
I told him I thought he would loose the respect of all Australians if he doesnt stop the Mufti comming back into Australia. (and a lot more)
Cant hurt all sending him one!

www.pm.gov.au/
Cheers

,,,,,,and to think that the "Thick Sheik" came to this country illegally, he overstayed his visa and someone in Paul Keating's Government thought it would be a good idea to allow him to stay so that they could reap the big Muslim vote in and around Bankstown. Since that day, he hasn't worked a day in his life and lives off Australian Social Security!!

Sheeesh!!!!!

Bilbo

What's a MUFTI?

Are they not some make believe rag doll that only talks if ya shake it (the doll I mean ya gooses). Anyways who cares what this whacko with a tea towel for a hat has to say.

This must be the Friday Joke of all time bar none (except MUFTI's)

Grrr!!!

When he commented about the muslim boys who recieved massive sentences for raping some young girls, this *anker called aussie women "like meat left out for the cat"...... I note he didn't say "left out for the dog" which would be more appropriate.

He shouldn't be allowed to breath aussie air!

Good afternoon

I just consumed three casks of wine and had a cup of tea after viewing the Doll link. Now that I've settled down, may I make a suggestion?

Let this post run it's course. Then (we need a well connected volunteer) to forward the entire post to the Muslim/Australian Friendship Society.

I'm sick of the clown who heads up this organisation constantly apologising for the Mufti then regaling us with how misunderstood he his, and "everything is taken out of context".

In my early days we had the Greeks and Italians (In fact I married an Italian girl). Apart from a few youthful punch ups we never had this vitriol.

As many of you know, I'm no Red Neck, but I'm starting to agree with others. This has gone too far and has become insulting.

Regards

KIm

As we are still a democracy in Australia, this chap has the right to express an opinion.

Free speech has not yet been banned in this fine country.

Richard

If I did'nt think so, I would'nt have said it.

Regards

Kim

Interesting to note the recent developments here with all our elected leaders suggesting that this man need not return to Australia.
This is not about a racist thing, this is not a Muslim versus all other religion thing, The riots at the Sydney beaches last summer were not about surfies versus Muslims (that was about car culture versus beach culture) Certainly I have not seen any one draw the Indian = Muslim = Mufti connection.
This is about this man going overseas and badmouthing the country that has provided so much for him. I would express my indignation if any of my fellow Aussies, irrespective of their background did the same.
Yes he has every right to express his opinion, as do we all, however, we also have the right to protest about the opinions of others.
Personally, I'm proud of my heritage, I've fought for it.... I just for the life of me cannot see how this man can keep saying the things he does with what seems like total impunity.
Sheik, if you don't like it here go home!
Oh I'm only to happy to cut & paste this thread and send the lot of to Keyser Trad, though I suspect from his response on TV he is also getting tired of having to explain the Mufti's antics...

I have just read all the various responses to this topic...I myself have a strong opinion about it...but overriding all of this is a burning desire to get back to the back blocks sometime this year. Not putting my head in the sand...just wanting to drive over it!!!

Mike.

Mr Fawlty

Our Prime Minister I do believe has denied his re-Entry to our Country. and I say damn good idea ,Now I won't add any more just in case Mr-Dick. K is looking ....not that that worries me , he could go join them for all I care ,
Good onya Mate

Doug