Campers found alive and well

A group of people camping near the Gold Coast last weekend were found alive and well on Monday.
Local residents had feared for their safety after hearing strange noises on Saturday. The noises apparently came from a cricket game which the campers had before their BBQ started.

They were not mugged or raped, and had no possessions stolen, according to police.
The leader of the group, Thisis Rubbish, reported that they had enjoyed themselves immensely and had every intention of returning.
"Dunno what all the fuss is about," reported Mr Rubbish. We camp here every year. My kids have just about grown up in this spot, it's a grouse place.
When he asked if he still felt safe after press reports of murders in remote spots Thisis reported to have said, "Safe ? Mate we come from Sydney. What do uze rekkon ?"