Big Bums and PortaPottis.
Submitted: Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 19:19
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Outnabout David (SA)
Ok bit of a touchy one here and I wouldn't be game to say the other half has a big bum so I will take all the blame. Thinking of getting a porta potti for the ladies and I guesss I will use it too. Just wondering how all you people with big bums get on with the tiny porta potti seats?
Don't want replies on thunderboxed as we have one.
OK you can reply now if you are game to admit to having a big bum.
DAvid
PS sorry about another crap post
Reply By: Member - Jack - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 19:24
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 19:24
Puts a new twist to the "does my bum look big in this" line. I can't help with your query though.
:)
JE
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Reply By: Jimbo - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 20:26
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 20:26
No matter how big your bum is, your date will remain fairly constant in size.
Just ensure the sphincter is centrally located and whatever hangs over the sides of the porta dunny will have no material effect.
A rifle fired from a big car will hit a rabbit as surely as one fired from the back of a ute. It's all about aiming the barrel, not worrying about what is supporting it.
Just avoid a belly full of beer and a feed of chilli. This is a sure fire method of spray painting the bowl.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 20:31
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 20:31
hahahahahahahaha. THAT is sooooo funny (but true!!!!!) hahahahaha
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Reply By: Mikee5 (QLD) - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 20:57
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 20:57
On the (w)hole there's not much to worry about.
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Reply By: Willem - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 22:26
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 22:26
Hmmm David Hmmmmm
The answer lies on a bigger
seat eh? Get your missus to make a Porta Cushion to fit yer derriere....lol
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Follow Up By: Member - andrew B (Kununurra) - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:37
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:37
Hmmmm, dare I say it - hungry boards...........
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Reply By: Muddies Doe(Trippn) - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 22:38
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 22:38
Hi David
We were very fortunate to stay in the Chateau Cubby one night at Mr & Mrs Pesty's place. This also incorperated the use of their potty whilst we were partaking in their generous hospitality. Had no trouble Dave and neither should you.
Cya
:)
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Reply By: Member - Duncs - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 23:02
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 23:02
I love this place!!!!
Where else, where else could you ask such a question and get such entertaining and informative replies.
Personally I think I will stick with the shovel for a while longer.
Did I say I love this place??
Duncs
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 22:56
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 22:56
Do you use a wide mouth shovel or a post hole shovel or a gardening trowel?
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:00
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:00
That's a bit personal Bonz.....and a bit below the belt if I may say so!!! Not at all in keeping with the conservative nature of this post.
Toilet humour!!!!!!....Who needs it???? hahahaaa
I prefer the thunder down under
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:01
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:01
Hahahaha mines a squeak once a week
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Follow Up By: Member - Duncs - Monday, Mar 19, 2007 at 08:54
Monday, Mar 19, 2007 at 08:54
Usually, Bonz I use the first shovell I can find.
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Reply By: Gronk - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 23:28
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 23:28
The missus is 125kgs and she hasn't missed yet !!! Stop worrying about IT and start worrying about where you're gonna bury it ???
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Follow Up By: Member - Phillip S (WA) - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:32
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:32
THAT IS SOOOOO TRUE...LOL
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Reply By: Member - Phil G (SA) - Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 23:54
Saturday, Mar 17, 2007 at 23:54
Sounds like a question for the technical officer down at the club.......
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Reply By: Peter 2 - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 20:33
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 20:33
Another good idea when buying one for the larger/older folk is to get a 20l (usually the higher taller size) rather than the more compact 10l ones as they bigger one is nearly as high as a normal dunny and not as far down to sit and get up again, make sit a bit more comfortable.
Lots of peopel with the smaller ones end up making a base to raise it up higher anyway.
There can be a problem for the
well endowed with the dangly bits making contact if you 'go' infrequently or pass a large quantity ;-))))
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Follow Up By: Member - Phillip S (WA) - Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:33
Sunday, Mar 18, 2007 at 23:33
TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Reply By: Brew69(SA) - Monday, Mar 19, 2007 at 06:21
Monday, Mar 19, 2007 at 06:21
If we had a hall of fame for classic posts then this would get my vote :))
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Follow Up By: Outnabout David (SA) - Monday, Mar 19, 2007 at 20:53
Monday, Mar 19, 2007 at 20:53
Hi brew,
Sorry you couldn't make it on the weekend up the river. What a
well behaved girl the little brew is.
Next time I catch up I might even let you try out the new necessity.
Just got to measure up now to make sure I get one that will fit6 the hole.........er I mean space I have set aside in the camper.
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Follow Up By: Brew69(SA) - Tuesday, Mar 20, 2007 at 15:24
Tuesday, Mar 20, 2007 at 15:24
Let me tell you the lad more than makes up for her good behaviour lol. She had a ball. Hope to catch up soon. Brew
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