OT-Does Light Beer give you gas???

Submitted: Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 21:46
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I've recently started drinking Cascade Light on the rcommedation of a Mate who drinks it.

It's a fine drop, but I have noticed a touch of a flatulence problem. My mate has enough gas to heat Tasmania. Between the two of us we could produce a Tuba duet without the Tuba's.

Is this common? Perhaps I should reduce my otherwise high fibre diet.

I do not want to contribute to the greenhouse gas problem LOL.
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Reply By: Members-Neil & Margie-Cairns - Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 21:56

Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 21:56
ROTFLMAO ,, thats a classic ,, don't mind the stuff myself ,, but don't have the same problem ,, thankfully !!

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Follow Up By: Member - Crazy Dog (QLD) - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 13:23

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 13:23
Huh - you must be joking .....

Grrr!!!
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Follow Up By: Members-Neil & Margie-Cairns - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 19:42

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 19:42
Nope , no joking , for a lite beer , i don't mind it ,, on tap though !!

Where are you going next long weekend , we're not to sure yet , probably back to Tyrconnell ,, work it out later , hoo roo !!

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Reply By: Red Frog - Vic - Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 22:30

Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 22:30
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that
moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes
later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and
into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out .
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?

The bee answered, "BP."

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Follow Up By: Member - John (Vic) - Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 22:42

Saturday, Apr 21, 2007 at 22:42
:-) Very good Ray.
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Reply By: Hairy - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 03:07

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 03:07
I heard the other day that cows farting has a bit to do with global warming??
Well aparently it has more to do with imported BEER???
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Reply By: Member - Kiwi Kia - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 07:09

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 07:09
That beer is probably made in secret by ex-pat bannana benders :-))

This thread could even eclipse the great 2006 roofrack series !
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Reply By: Member - Willie , Epping .Syd. - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 08:09

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 08:09
Jimbo ,

You know in the past I have often said you were filled with hot air . Maybe it's just that now it's going south instead north and that's why you are suddenly noticing it .

It could be just old age fella .

Willie .
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Reply By: Brew69(SA) - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 08:48

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 08:48
IMO its Pure Blonde FTW.
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Reply By: aka - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 08:52

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 08:52
you will have to get up twice a night also
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Reply By: Member - Lionel A (WA) - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 09:34

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 09:34
Hi Jimbo,
Its all down to awareness.
On a belly full of "super" Ive been told that I can pee, fart and burp all at the same time.
With the lighter stuff, [gallon for gallon], yer twice as able to notice these things. hehehe....

Cheers.......Lionel.
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Follow Up By: Member - Lionel A (WA) - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 09:43

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 09:43
Just noticed our signatures are almost the same.

Do we think alike or do we seldom differ.....???

I'll go with....seldom...........hehehe.

Lionel
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Follow Up By: Jimbo Vic - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 22:15

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 22:15
I prefer great minds......

LOL
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Reply By: Bilbo - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 09:45

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 09:45
If you want reeally good pharting phodder, try these Nicabate Lozenges that I'm on to quit smkoking.

They have a resin in 'em called Manitol and it's doozy for giving you the runs 4 times a day amd massive depressurisations of internal vapours. I mean MAJOR! Loooong 'n LOOOOUUUDD! I'm so proud of these that I'll keep taking Nicabate Lozenges until I die!! I've never sounded so good. The timbre is magnificent with a full toned base note that could bleep ter concrete!

However, with the runs as well, you need to excercise caution when straining or 'urging'. Breakthroughs have been known to happen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as have failures of the gas/solids/liqiuds seperator,,,,,,,,

On the upside, I've been sufficiently fortunate to have experienced every type of phart known to science, all in one glorious day,,,,,,,,

The fizz, the fuzz, the fizzy fuzz, the ripshcitt, teararrrse, blowback and bubble,,,,,,,

It was good day to be alive,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just.

Bilbo - "The wind generating hobbit"
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Reply By: Member - Duncan W (WA) - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 11:24

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 11:24
Have the same problem with VB & Crown Lager. No probs with Casscade except it primes the pump damn quick.
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Reply By: Member - Karl - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 12:03

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 12:03
Just be thankfull your not drinking XXXX beer, you could get some follow through :-)
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Reply By: Mr Fawlty - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 12:11

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 12:11
All very interestingk. Believe it or not my Medical practitioner (endocrinologist) told me if I wanted a beer to drink Cascade or Coopers. Says its simply better for you being a proberly brewed beer as opposed to a chemical beer tasting cocktail which the others allegedley are, maybe he has a fiscal interest in Cascade or Coopers. The um er "Flatulence" is he claims because because this is because the beer is brewed traditionally, yes you do blow off more ballast with either of these two beers.
Ok back to my favourite grocer Aldi, they sell some "genuine cherman" beer, ale, pilsener all beer to me and that I note with interest has the same effect.
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Reply By: Member - bushfix - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 13:56

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 13:56
so are you still keeping the solar then Jimbo?
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Follow Up By: Member - Willie , Epping .Syd. - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:09

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:09
Bushfix ,
Are you slipping in the tongue in the photo . It looks like a pretty hot session .
Willie.
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Follow Up By: Member - bushfix - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:35

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:35
no mate, but it was a special moment that's for sure.
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Reply By: Bros 1 - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:31

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:31
Jimbo,
Is that the low carb drop? I am on a low or no carb diet at the moment and cascade blonde and pure blonde were mentioned as low carb drops. The excess gas would be a bonus.
Cheers,
Bros.
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Follow Up By: Brew69(SA) - Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:43

Sunday, Apr 22, 2007 at 17:43
Yeah low carb options are Pure Blonde or Hahn Super Dry (not extra dry) Pure Blonde for my taste buds.
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Reply By: D-Jack - Monday, Apr 23, 2007 at 03:02

Monday, Apr 23, 2007 at 03:02
Everything makes me fart, so it would be difficult to tell if light beer made me fart any more. I'm farting just talking about farting......pardon me
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Reply By: Member No 1- Monday, Apr 23, 2007 at 08:58

Monday, Apr 23, 2007 at 08:58
"a touch of a flatulence problem"...its because your drinkin to much...but hey its never stopped me!
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