OT-Does Light Beer give you gas???

ROTFLMAO ,, thats a classic ,, don't mind the stuff myself ,, but don't have the same problem ,, thankfully !!

Neil ..

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that
moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes
later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and
into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out .
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?

The bee answered, "BP."

I heard the other day that cows farting has a bit to do with global warming??
Well aparently it has more to do with imported BEER???

That beer is probably made in secret by ex-pat bannana benders :-))

This thread could even eclipse the great 2006 roofrack series !

Jimbo ,

You know in the past I have often said you were filled with hot air . Maybe it's just that now it's going south instead north and that's why you are suddenly noticing it .

It could be just old age fella .

Willie .

IMO its Pure Blonde FTW.

you will have to get up twice a night also

Hi Jimbo,
Its all down to awareness.
On a belly full of "super" Ive been told that I can pee, fart and burp all at the same time.
With the lighter stuff, [gallon for gallon], yer twice as able to notice these things. hehehe....

Cheers.......Lionel.

If you want reeally good pharting phodder, try these Nicabate Lozenges that I'm on to quit smkoking.

They have a resin in 'em called Manitol and it's doozy for giving you the runs 4 times a day amd massive depressurisations of internal vapours. I mean MAJOR! Loooong 'n LOOOOUUUDD! I'm so proud of these that I'll keep taking Nicabate Lozenges until I die!! I've never sounded so good. The timbre is magnificent with a full toned base note that could bleep ter concrete!

However, with the runs as well, you need to excercise caution when straining or 'urging'. Breakthroughs have been known to happen,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as have failures of the gas/solids/liqiuds seperator,,,,,,,,

On the upside, I've been sufficiently fortunate to have experienced every type of phart known to science, all in one glorious day,,,,,,,,

The fizz, the fuzz, the fizzy fuzz, the ripshcitt, teararrrse, blowback and bubble,,,,,,,

It was good day to be alive,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just.

Bilbo - "The wind generating hobbit"

Have the same problem with VB & Crown Lager. No probs with Casscade except it primes the pump damn quick.

Just be thankfull your not drinking XXXX beer, you could get some follow through :-)

All very interestingk. Believe it or not my Medical practitioner (endocrinologist) told me if I wanted a beer to drink Cascade or Coopers. Says its simply better for you being a proberly brewed beer as opposed to a chemical beer tasting cocktail which the others allegedley are, maybe he has a fiscal interest in Cascade or Coopers. The um er "Flatulence" is he claims because because this is because the beer is brewed traditionally, yes you do blow off more ballast with either of these two beers.
Ok back to my favourite grocer Aldi, they sell some "genuine cherman" beer, ale, pilsener all beer to me and that I note with interest has the same effect.

so are you still keeping the solar then Jimbo?

Jimbo,
Is that the low carb drop? I am on a low or no carb diet at the moment and cascade blonde and pure blonde were mentioned as low carb drops. The excess gas would be a bonus.
Cheers,
Bros.

Everything makes me fart, so it would be difficult to tell if light beer made me fart any more. I'm farting just talking about farting......pardon me

"a touch of a flatulence problem"...its because your drinkin to much...but hey its never stopped me!