Cane Toad Invation

Submitted: Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:15
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I have been to Queerland and met them.
It is reported that they are spreading across the top of the country.
We even had one at Warraweena.
Now are they getting smarter ?
The one at Warraweena was able to work a UHF mic!
It was my belief that the pesky character went back home to Queerland with his "Dad", BUT alas he must still be here in SA.
Today I received my 3rd phone call in the last 2 weeks from it.
I can tell because he has that same croak that was at Warraweena.
It has a very poor repertoire, it only knows one word 'Rippit, Rippit'
Maybe it is shacked up with the "Wandering Whistle" ? It too has a very piercing voice!
Why it has chosen me to be the recipient of its poor attention span, I am not quite sure, unless it is trying improve its image by associating with a quality South Ozzie!
I think I will have to engage the professional services of a highly respected, toyota driving, federal investigator to help me track this one down before it multiply's, or am I too late?

Cheers Pesty
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Reply By: Kev M (NSW) - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:32

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:32
Pesty,

He has even learnt to use a computer and has a visitor login. He is very fond of Roachie and Ms Lucy

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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:10

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:10
Yes Kev and he is breeding as well !
Bit of a worry.

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Follow Up By: Trevoooorrrr Ribit- Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 16:17

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 16:17
Kev
I wouldn't go that far as to say one is fond of that pair. Its a bit like watching Laurel and Hardey but with sound.
Just remember you are not back in gods country yet so you had better think about choosing sides or you my fall out of favour with the king.

Sir Ribit Alot
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Follow Up By: Kev M (NSW) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:06

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:06
Knee Deep, AKA Trevoooorrrr Ribit

If you check the list for the attendees to the gathering in the south that I am attending and the way it is going I will belong to Gods country as well. So I think that another supporter of Gods country should lend some support care to join me??

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Reply By: T-Ribby - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:34

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:34
Are youse casting dispersions on our national emblem?.
Queenslanders already know to keep microphones, cellphones and the like in a tin of undiluted dettol.
Southerners, sheeeeeesh !

T.R.
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:11

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:11
Meeeee ?

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: T-Ribby - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:40

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:40
kneedeep kneedeep.

T.R.
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:53

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 19:53
Pesty,
that toad must be running up a phone bill of somewhat because Bill had a call from it today too, his third since Sunday.

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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:13

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:13
There are some good phone rates available these days, even to Queer Toads ! LOL

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:24

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:24
Google would ask: did you mean Queen Toads?
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 19:09

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 19:09
No,Queer toads
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Follow Up By: Trevoooorrrr Ribit- Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 08:47

Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 08:47
Thats a big call from you you stumper. I recall reading all about your favorite cross dressing and designer swade G string antics on a post only the other day. The more I see while I am down here the more worried I am for the flag or more to the point where it has been........bloody crow eaters...?

Sir Ribit Alot
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Reply By: Brew34.5(SA) - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 20:22

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 20:22
They are hungry buggers too. Either that or there is a firewood shortage in QLD, because every time we saw a footy oval the point posts were missing.
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Follow Up By: Sand Man (SA) - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 21:12

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 21:12
ROFLMAO!!!

Bloody good one Brew.
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Follow Up By: Footloose - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 21:15

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 21:15
Footy ? You called ?
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Follow Up By: Trevoooorrrr Ribit- Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 22:06

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 22:06
Laugh while you can brew hahhahahaha
But remember I am watching :)

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Reply By: Olcoolone (SA) - Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 20:41

Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007 at 20:41
Next time the cane toad phones, ask it if it knows where my whistle is....

Mmmmm.... hope (or should it be hop) it doesn't swallow that whistle!

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Follow Up By: Member - Luke (SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:38

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 17:38
Last I heard your whistle was roaming around Modbury way. The slack bugger, had time to eat Mcdonalds and meet rellies but couldn't even pop in for a little visit on his travels.

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Reply By: Member - Brian H (QLD) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:29

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 08:29
ROFL ............ sounds like there's a special on RIBBIT direct phone calls. Or is this simple special LOL.

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Reply By: Brew34.5(SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 15:27

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 15:27
I got my first call today. The toad even knows where i work.
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Follow Up By: Trevoooorrrr Ribit- Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 15:35

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 15:35
Muck with the flag........deal with the toad.
You have been warned??????????????????

Sir Ribit Alot
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Follow Up By: Trevor R (QLD) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 16:14

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 16:14
Oh I can just see it now, Brew sitting down on the job (as usual) "Mr Brew...telephone call on line one....I think it's your twin brother..."

I wonder if the return of the royal flag will help stop the calls? I doubt it now, when you "release the toad" it will find it's own way in life that is for sure.

Sir Ribbit Alot, I thank you for a wonderful entertaining time that I am having at the expense of the crow eaters. ROFLMAO!!!!!

Cheers to all.
Trevor.
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Reply By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 22:59

Thursday, Aug 16, 2007 at 22:59
In our quest to get to the bottom of the cane toad invasion down south, we sent along one of our best correspondents to Queerland last week, someone who would stay focused on cane toads and not get ditracted or deviate from the project in hand.
Brew put his hand up to go, and sent this photo back for evidence, saying something about prize pears!
Anyway seems he is on there tail!!!
!MPG:9!


Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Brew34.5(SA) - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 06:22

Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 06:22
What a lucky fella that guy is. :)
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 08:12

Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 08:12
Jee-whiz, I almost didn't recognise Dawn with that cowboy hat on. Glad to see that she's gone back to being a blonde again.
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 20:01

Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 20:01
Just copying this email advice I received regarding this thread; but I can't see these words anywhere above!!!! WTF????

Anyway, at least I've solved the question of "Who is Sir Ribbit Alot?"

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A follow-up has been lodged from Member - Ross H (QLD) at 17/08/2007 1:12:00 PM AEST
Click here to view the thread online, a copy of the follow-up is shown below for your reference.


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Here I am trying to do my bit for king and state and am forced to read about attrocities going on in the home land. My next communique with the king will be to address the state of our boarder defences we cannot go around and continue to let undesirable,uneducated,unclean,missinformed bloody crow eaters to illegally enter our glorious state. The last thing we need here is a case of that particular nasty strand of bird flu which has mutated into MAD CROWS disease.hahahahaha
Remember muck with the flag ....deal with the Toad...?

Sir Ribit Alot
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 20:18

Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 20:18
So, Ross H (Qld)...........that's one secret that's out of the bag, eh? Now is it you who's making ribit phone calls to the mobile phones of all and sundry??? hmmmm....I wonder!!!!!
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 21:51

Friday, Aug 17, 2007 at 21:51
Ah yes I think we have him, some of us knew all along, but give them enough rope and they will hang themselves, probably got it hooked around the post at Haddons corner while trying to sneak in the back way???
At least we will be able to say hi to the Rippit phone caller by name now LOL

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Ross H (QLD) - Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 11:21

Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 11:21
I think it is about time I cleared my good name as some
on here wish to try and drag it through the mud.
So before you bird brains go claiming a victory you need
to ask yourselves a few questions

1. Am I Trevor Ribit?
2. Do I know Trevor Ribit
3. Have I been making phone calls alleged?
4. Did I release a toad

Here we have you two loco crows - Heckle and Jeckle standing as judge jury and executioners, ready to pull the lever and drop Sir Ribbit-a-lot in to a fatal bath of detol, well my two little feathered friends have I got some bad news for you pair.

Yes I had a visit from the person/s yesterday claiming to be Trevor Ribbit, and yes the said person/s used my computer when visiting and logged a post to the forum, however the said person/s did not log me off prior to logging the subject post.

As for the phone calls sorry but I think that is a bit to much to spend LOL.

I will however claim responsibility for releasing a toad (not real) and I do mean releasing at Warraweena.
At last count there was 334 QLD members and I can confidently assure you there are more than 3 that would take great pleasure in winding you pair up as we love our sport up here

So I think you need to go back to the drawing board sharpen your crayons and do so more sums.

Sorry guys no cigar this time
Regards Ross
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Follow Up By: Trevor R (QLD) - Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 14:01

Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 14:01
Yeah Roachie, I too can be a doctor of the internet. Here is a follow up I doctored from you:

A follow-up has been lodged from Member - Roachie (SA) at 13/08/2007 6:49:45 PM AEST
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Oh, I think you know already....... but I do wear womens underwear and I don't mind the odd body wax but I still consider myself to be a man. The fact that I live in SA is so I can hide my fetishes under my exterior man clothes.

Yesterday I received 2 calls on my mobile from the said cane toad (or one purporting to be him!!). He is a toad of very limited vocabulary (limited to "ribbitt, ribbitt, ribbitt etc etc"). Despite my best efforts to engage him in a conversation, nothing more would come from his lips. haha I was truely hoping to at least get a pucker-up from him.

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Do not reply to this Email it has been automatically generated - Replies/Follow-ups should be completed online to maintain the integrity of the thread.

Regards

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Oh OK I have been found out....this was not doctored but you get the idea....anyone can make this sort of thing up....if it's not on air, I suggest you made it up to get a bite. Sounds like you have been barking up the wrong tree. Where on this forum is that perported follow up???????????

Trevor.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 19:07

Saturday, Aug 18, 2007 at 19:07
WELL DONE QUEERLANDERS, you exectuted yourselves outa that one really well, just a pity no one believes you, what a load of trollup.
"Someone came and used my computer" even a crow eater can crap on better than that.
Not really a good idea to have posts deleted because you stuffed up !
The truth is that the toads are bred in Queerland and their activities are managed by the locals.
There are a few outa control and its your fault and responsability so all the South Ozzie bashing wont help you a bit.
Control ya Toads !!! LOL

Pesty on the Pus bucket kings, Computer
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Follow Up By: Trevoooorrrr Ribit- Sunday, Aug 19, 2007 at 12:25

Sunday, Aug 19, 2007 at 12:25
Hey rossco hehehe sorry just consider yourself a casualty of war and remember I am fighting for the greater good :)

NOW as for you pair Poachie and Testy, you don't Know sh*t...Your feeble little bird brains couldn't possibly even start to imagine the size of my southern network.

Just a word of advice keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Ribit ribit bloody ribit lol

Sir Ribit Alot
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Monday, Aug 20, 2007 at 08:32

Monday, Aug 20, 2007 at 08:32
Ahhh Mr Trevor Cane Toad,
Just one problem I can see is that Roachie is only a banker you know and is not interlectually capable of modifying any posts, let alone yours !!!
So just get out there and catch them toads.

Pesty
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Reply By: Member - Brian H (QLD) - Sunday, Aug 19, 2007 at 08:41

Sunday, Aug 19, 2007 at 08:41
Silence is golden LOL.

Brian
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Follow Up By: Trevor R (QLD) - Sunday, Aug 19, 2007 at 19:07

Sunday, Aug 19, 2007 at 19:07
You have been quiet lately, or have you been busy in your other life?. What you been up to? Still cleaning up after the SA Trip? Would love to catch up again soon if you have time. (Give me a bell when it suits, I am just at home being Mr Dad at the moment)

Cheers, Trevor.
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Follow Up By: Member - Brian H (QLD) - Monday, Aug 20, 2007 at 09:07

Monday, Aug 20, 2007 at 09:07
You know me ...... I'm just the silent type :)

Apart from that I'm sorting out heaps at home building _Affordable_Storage_Drawers.aspx for workshop and getting ready for extention.

I am all cleaned up after the trip although still need to give the vehicle a good bath.

I am also sorting out a few photo's from the trip.

Other than that just reading the fall out / blame game from the trip and chuckling at detective Roach and pesty in thier efforts to name the mystery ribbit caller. They need to dig somewhat deeper and look outside the square / tunnel vision broaden thier minds. Whats the saying? if you want to hide something from someone put it under thier nose. ROFLMAO

Will give you a call.

Brian
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