TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP

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TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Reply By: Jeff (Beddo) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 17:01

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 17:01

I've a got a mate who's a NSW cop & he went on holidays to QLD in the old Monaro with his girlfrind who was pretty good lookin - she was wearing Bikini top & SHORT skirt anyway got pulled over by QLd cop and so she got out sat on the bonnet & crossed her legs & said " All the same with you F#%kin QLD cops picken on NSW drivers - my mate heard this & did not wait for the reply & started walking south - the copper just walked around the car going Defect, Defect, Defect.

You should not also say when your getting taken away -"What's in this a V8 stanadrd or what ? After there reply you should not say I should of given you a run for it - this type of comment does not help matters.

One the worked for me once when I was young - travelling down south to Sydney from Brisbane got got to Sydney & the cop said you were travelling a little fast. My reply was sorry but my speedo blew up on the way down the HWY and I am trying to guess what 60kph is - anyway he warned me only and asked for my license which was hidden under the seat some where in the back under all my luggage, clothes, TV etc- anyway he said forget it and slow down. LUCKY

Always smile and be friendly is what I say.Cheers, Beddo
Surf KZN185
<- Yengo NP, Central Coast NSW

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Follow Up By: crfan - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 17:08

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 17:08

I ve got a mate that about ten years ago got pulled up doing 160kmh in a 30 kmh zone (road works on a bridge)when the cop asked why he was going so fast he said his speedo was out (LOOONG WAAY OUT) He lost his licence for about a year I think from memory..

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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 17:23

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 17:23

red light cameras: "Sorry officer, I was sneezing at the time". The police cannot argue with an involuntary short term ailment like this (forces you to close your eyes), they have to PROVE that you were'nt sneezing (how good are their cameras???).

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Follow Up By: Kev - (Cairns,QLD) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 18:28

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 18:28

Jeff, the broken speedo story in my experiance will only result in a speeding fine and a defect sticker !

I make it a point not to mention any problems with my car when pulled over.

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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 19:19

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 19:19

Beddo: I'd a smacked the stupid cow adn left her behind....

CRFan: Deserves to lose licence

Gary: yet to see it work, heard it 1209402384023984029834032984098 times..

Kev: Agree!

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Follow Up By: GaryInOz (Vic) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 20:17

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 20:17

Truckster,

yep it works, my ex-gf did it. Helps that it was spring at the time (hayfever +++)

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Reply By: diamond (bendigo) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 18:10

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 18:10

i was involved in a high speed chase with the police a little while ago.
once i reached 180kph i decided i had better pull over.
when the police officer asked me why i was travelling so fast.
i explained my wife had left me for a police officer and i thought you were trying to bring her back to melooking foward to september(landcruiser park/fraser island)

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Follow Up By: Member - Errol (WA) - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 18:57

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 18:57

Like that one ! HeHeHeWhy go overseas when you can ExplorOz
ERROL

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Follow Up By: Jack - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 19:52

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 19:52

Give that man a New !!!!

Jack

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Reply By: Member - Toonfish - Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 22:31

Tuesday, Jun 10, 2003 at 22:31

forget the new he already has a diamond(do they still make these mid strength?)

gee Tallarook is good aye1999 NISSAN NAVARA DUALCAB
DIESEL 3.2 & SPRINGY CARLTON TOY

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