Travel warning issued

The Iemma state govt. issued a travel warning today to NSW travellers thinking of heading north from NSW.
The warning is in light of the crushing defeat the Blues inflicted on the Morons (oops Maroons) as they are soooo sensitive about their so called superiority on the field and they would have taken the defeat last night rather badly. As nerves are still very raw up there, abide by the following guide lines.

1 Do not leave your car unattended.
2 Avoid wearing a grim while there.
3 Tell them you’re from NT,WA, SA the moon, but not NSW.
4 DO NOT laugh in their faces, no matter how appealing it may be.
5 TRY to be nice to them, no matter how hard it may be.
6 Don't talk about footy to them.