OT - Two New Navy Ships

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USS RONALD REAGAN

Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS!

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When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.

Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refuelling

1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years

2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft

3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet

Size

1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline

2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall

3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres

4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds

5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons

6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet

Capability

1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel

2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days

3. 18,150 meals served daily

4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes

5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones

6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets

7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation

8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).



HMAS KEVIN CRUDD

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The HMAS KEVIN CRUDD (KRUD51) set sail today from its home port of Werribee Sewage Farm.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to Prime Minister Kevin Rudd 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of PM.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminium and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.

It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board.

This crew is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of Australian States and Territories at all costs.

An onboard Type One Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find Australian’s offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

In times of conflict, the HMAS KEVIN CRUDD has orders to seek refuge in China.


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Reply By: Member - Bevan (QLD) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 14:17

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 14:17
bloody big ship
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Reply By: Member - Doug T (NT) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 15:51

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 15:51
Very good, luv your sense of humour .

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Reply By: Member - Redbakk (WA) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:26

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:26
The HMAS KEVIN CRUDD is still massive when compared the HMAS JOHN HOWARD...( formally ss minnow) even with the EYEBROWS......LOL.
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Reply By: Moose - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:30

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:30
Me thinks Mr Crudd has skimped on the solar panels - can't see any.
The USS RR is bloody impressive.
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Reply By: troopyman - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:52

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:52
The HMAS KEVIN CRUDD is left over from the howard regeim . The liberals paid half a billion for it because it wasnt the best but andrew peacock recieved a kick back and they can spent $50 million on pamphlets telling you how good it is LOL .
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Reply By: Member - Fred G (NSW) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:53

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 16:53
Cruiser, you wouldn't be ex-pussers by any chance ?? An ex dibbie here. Just luv that post mate :-)

Cheere

Fred.
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Follow Up By: Member - Cruiser (NSW) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 17:27

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 17:27
Ex Ronny RAAF actually.
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Reply By: Cherokee27_8 - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 18:24

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 18:24
Good Work
And there are some ex-pussers here (DDG Perth/DDG Brisbane)

Jeff
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Follow Up By: Member - Fred G (NSW) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 18:34

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 18:34
Good onya Jeff. My first was the Vung Tau Ferry followed by others not as flash as yours.

Cheers mate

Fred.
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Follow Up By: Matt(WA) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 22:39

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 22:39
Yep me too, Brissy, Warramunga and Arunta
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Follow Up By: Pete Jackman (SA) - Monday, Sep 22, 2008 at 17:42

Monday, Sep 22, 2008 at 17:42
DDG Perth, DDG Hobary, CV Melbourne, Tobruk, Ipswich and Wollongong.

Matt M (ACT) is also ex pussers
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Reply By: Sand Man (SA) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 18:46

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 18:46
Good Humour there matey.

Gee, it's easy to identify the Labour Party supporters hey!
They don't like you putting Kevin down:-))

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Follow Up By: Member - Redbakk (WA) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 20:01

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 20:01
Is it something about people who live in glass houses....they should not throw stones....if you cant take it then dont do it..... ; )

I AM so glad we through that arrogant little man out......with his eyebrows!!!!!!!!!
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Follow Up By: d04 - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 21:03

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 21:03
great photo!!!
ex pusser, guess with the ships number for my forum name
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Follow Up By: Member - Matt M (ACT) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:17

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:17
Where Destiny Calls.
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:41

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:41
Redbakk, he has been replaced by an un-knowing, arrogant little man with white hair.
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Follow Up By: Best Off Road - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:22

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 09:22
John,

I think that quality often referred to as arrogance is something that we seek in our leaders. Whitlam, Fraser, Keating, Howard, all had it in spades. They were all strong, decisive, forceful men.

Hawke somehow managed to get by on his "charisma", but I always found him somewhat wishy-washy.

Then consider those truly deilightful personalities that never quite made it Gorton, Snedden, Beazley, Hewson, Crean. All chaps that I admired as "really nice blokes".

However the public will only allow so much "arrogance". Case in point was Latham, he was just too far over the top and the publc, rightly so, could not come to grips with him as PM.

Regards,

Jim.

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Follow Up By: Pete Jackman (SA) - Monday, Sep 22, 2008 at 17:59

Monday, Sep 22, 2008 at 17:59
I think that was "Where Fate Calls" Matt.

Pete
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Reply By: Gramps (NSW) - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 21:36

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 21:36
Careful Cruiser, you'll have the Forum bully after you too. He does'nt like people poking fun at The Maggot.

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Follow Up By: Richard Kovac - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 23:35

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 23:35
what you going to reply to your own reply ?????
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 06:42

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 06:42
You still smarting from our last run in? Can I expect another foul mouthed threatening Member Message from the lower end of the gene pool ?

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Follow Up By: Member - Cruiser (NSW) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:21

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:21
Al,

Mate, I WAS the bully at school so wanna be's dont worry me.

All I can say is bring it on.

Cheers,

Cruiser
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:43

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:43
Cruiser, so that would make you proud? Only a drop kick would be.
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Follow Up By: Member - Cruiser (NSW) - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:57

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 08:57
JohnR,

I never said I was proud, just indicating that I am experienced enough to not to be worried by bullies that have never grown up.

Cheers,

Cruiser
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Follow Up By: d04 - Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 21:22

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 at 21:22
where fate calls
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Follow Up By: Richard Kovac - Saturday, Sep 20, 2008 at 23:51

Saturday, Sep 20, 2008 at 23:51
still seeing you are doing what you do best
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:01

Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:01
and you're still smarting hahahahaha

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Follow Up By: Richard Kovac - Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:11

Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:11
No

you are just a stupid fool

do you know what your best is?

Dick Head
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:14

Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:14
Richard,

Can't help yourself can you ? Your foul mouth gets the better of you every time. You really should seek counselling before it gets you into more trouble hahahahahaha



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Follow Up By: Richard Kovac - Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:32

Sunday, Sep 21, 2008 at 23:32
0-)
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Follow Up By: Richard Kovac - Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008 at 20:12

Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008 at 20:12
Al

I don't know what you mean.. "You still smarting from our last run in? Can I expect another foul mouthed threatening Member Message from the lower end of the gene pool ?"


All I told you to do is "FO" on MM so all other on the forum did not have to see it..... I did not make any Threats to You or other, it would be wise of You to retract that statement..

Cheers

Richard Kovac
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Follow Up By: Gramps (NSW) - Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008 at 21:34

Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008 at 21:34
Richard,

You pathetic little bully. "it would be wise of You to retract that statement" - or what, hero ????

As I've stated before, exactly what I'd expect from someone of your intelligence.


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Follow Up By: Richard Kovac - Wednesday, Sep 24, 2008 at 00:25

Wednesday, Sep 24, 2008 at 00:25
Grampie

You love the attention, me a bully never (I hope) hero no no, not me, sounds more like you.

I have no problem with, my amount of intelligence, not all of as can be as smart as YOU..

Please get over it (sorry please don't that that as a threat).

Cheeers

Richard
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic) - Wednesday, Sep 24, 2008 at 09:33

Wednesday, Sep 24, 2008 at 09:33
Al, I wouldn't credit that much intelligence.
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Reply By: Richard Kovac - Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 23:33

Thursday, Sep 18, 2008 at 23:33
11 years ....lol
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