She"s Gunna Kill Me !!!.

Where do we send the wreaths ?

All I can say is Axle YITS

Axle, Axle, Axle.
Oh boy are you in for it now.

Try walking a mile in her shoes, then you will be a mile in front of her and she has no shoes. Simple ahy!!!!!!

Hope this helped mate.
Cheers Colin.

Hi Axle,

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I'm not sure how you'd go about applying it to a trunk/car, but when my DH came home with his clothes almost drenched in diesel once, and I could still smell it after two intensive hot water washings...I did some online reading. And found on one site that it takes an oily product to remove an oily product (I can't tell you now how the chemistry was explained). But I dumped a half bottle of mineral oil into the load of wash, and tried again. Smell gone. I'll bet one of the citrus oil/orange oil cleaners could be helpful for your diesel....

if she has a cat try the kitty litter, just remember to replace what you use. Col. PS ditch the 5ltr container its female !!!!!!

Well I've taken geat pains to keep the builders' oil of my concrete driveway, including putting oil pans under their landies.

Today i did the first home oil change of my own first diesel, h#ly cr#p I knew they took a lot of oil but did they really have to put the a bash plate under the run off from the filter and the angle of the first whizz from the sump, well I have a newly black concrete around the pathetically inefficient outline of misplaced newspaper.

Suggestions welcome too, though condolences to Axle and I don't mean to hijack the thread and I expect to the one day have the same issue.

Hi Axle,
The war office uses stuff called Simple Green on my clothes which she gets from Blackwoods I believe.
Rgds
Nev

Remember me in your will Axle! Bye bye

Bio Magic

With a deadpan face just say " Wot smell ?"





Hahahahahahahahahah...yer DED!!!!!




Cheers

reminds me of the misses car when she spilt some milk in the boot, i could smell this stench when i got in it but being a new car she denied any knowledge to start with. after a couple of days i started getting cranky about the smell and she admitted to spilling some milk but said she cleaned up the mess. i then removed the false floor in the boot and removed the spare tyre, and found about a half inch deep of stinking half dried milk scum. took a good cleaning and heaps of glen 20 aswell as some airing of the boot carpet to rid that smell from the car.

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...here lies Axle.........deep down he was a good man...( 6 foot down) hahahahaha

Oh Dear Oh Dear, how about giving her some flowers just before you tell her????????????? or maybe a nice piece of jewellery. Better than being 6ft under LOL

Cheers

D

Kitty Litter is the go Mate !

Then when you recon you got it all, do it again..

I would bet a pack of Bicarb of soda and then let it work for a day or so..
Clean that out, and soak a rag with vanilla essence, put that in an inconspicuous place, in the boot ,,

Good luck mate

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Cheers
Bucky