What NOT to do at Toll Booths Please!!!!!!!!!

The first few sentences of this was actually a reply to Andrew, but then it turned into me having a whinge at all the idiot drivers who just don't have a bloooody clue! So please read this and use your brains when coming through the tolls.

If we had turn around areas you know the amount of accidents we would have!!!!!! the typical turn around is take the next exit and make 2 right turns to bring you back onto the other side of the motorway. If you are heading eastbound ( some call it north bound) towards the gateway bridge we have an emergency vehicles and maintenance vehicles turn in the median strip. My God if we told people to use that! picture it?? the very first lane you have to cross is the free flow lane, and then cut across all traffic. You wouldn't believe the incredibly dumb and downright dangerous things people do. The worst one, and I mean seriously, are people really lacking so much common sense these days, which they obviously are from what I see everyday..
Etoll free flow lane.. is a non stop lane and 60km as you come through the plaza.. now of course 60km is never done, everyone come through at 80-100kms.
We sit in the booths and watch it.. a car is coming through.
"Oh no, I have gone thru the wrong lane, they are gonna fine me, crap, how do I get out of it?"
So while traffic is hurtling towards them at 80-100km per hour, they decide that the next action to take because they are in the wrong lane is to REVERSE! YEP!!!!!!!they reverse all the way back up the Etoll lane, (and by this stage you have got trucks slamming on the brakes and horns), and then once they have gotten before the concrete barriers start they then cut straight across 3 lanes of traffic!!!!!!. I mean, COME ON!!!!!!!!!
How can people be so dumb!? They then get all upset and wonder why we then go off at them, My God, cause they do not see the things that we see, They are not seeing the truck half run over a vehicle because that vehicle slams on the brakes, oh no I'm in wrong lane, without thinking that there is a truck coming along behind them at 80 odd kms an h

Or some one goes thru the free flow.. "oh crap wrong lane, I better pull over to pay for it." they then proceed to Park their car on the right hand side of the free flow lane, directly after coming out of plaza, then proceed to walk across 4 lanes of traffic (Hello, you are in the middle of a freeway!), come to booth and say I was in the wrong lane, MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or the other beauty, is they slam on the brakes, trucks now near ontop of them, they quickly jump in the left lane, stop and get out of their vehicle, leaving it parked there and come to the booth...
HELLOOOOOOOO what lane is to the left of the free flow??? the automatic lane!!!! they park their car, and walk away... mean while you have a vehicle that is in the auto lane, puts money into the machine, boom goes up and What the? he can't go anywher cause a D head has parked there, in the middle of a freeway!!!!!!!!
MY GOD PEOPLE GROW A BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you end up in the free glow lane DO NOT STOP! you are in the middle of a freeway! just keep driving and ring Queensland Motorways Customer Service.
Right.. feel better now...