Tuesday, Sep 28, 2010 at 20:11
I've got to admit, before coming to this country I had some preconceived ideas about Australia [due mainly to the media back in NZ and the odd bit of hear-say].
Australia was a huge
sand dune surrounded by
water just off the coast of NZ.
The Aussie bloke:
Wore a silly hat with corks dangling from it,
Drank beer like it was going out of fashion,
Wore shorts and silly things called thongs,
Swore like a trooper,
Beat the missus cause she forgot to put the beer in the fridge,
Did un-natural things with kangaroos,
Played a weird looking game of footy,
Had this odd facination with prawns being on the barbie,
Charged around the country-side in 4wds trying to jump onto the backs of unsuspecting crocs.
He was also known to do things the Catholic Church would not condone.
Mind you, I have since realised that not all of this is true.
Once you have watched a few AFL matches, the game is not that weird....lol.
As far as travelling is concerned, I reckon tourists should learn the same way I did. Advice is always welcome but there is no better teacher than a mistake.
All tongue in cheek chaps [except the kangaroo bit].....hehehe.
Cheers.....Lionel
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