Wee like a man

Hi Muzbry

That is an easy one.....this is our standard bush trip toilet set. I made the set up using a wooden toilet seat that hinges to the old seat. Very comfortable and you can sit back ...LOL and admire mother nature at its best.

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Fiona took this photo, I have no reason why when we were camped out along the Anne Beadell. You will see we have everything that you need, metho to burn the toilet paper, matches to ignite the metho, baby wipe are perfect to freshen up after and for that little special bit of comfort, some good old Johnsons Baby powder.


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Stephen

Hi Stephen,

Didn't have to buy or make mine found it at a camp site a few years ago. Somebody must have forgotten it. Applied cleaning agent and some disenfectant and it's like new. No more squatting thank goodness.

Tony

My mate who is a N.S.W. public servant claims that he is too civilsed to use the shovel and squat method of going to the loo, so he purchased one of these things.

Claimed it was the 'bees knees', but one night on the way to Cape York, and after a few drinkies, placed his throne out in the bush and sat down to contemplate whatever one contemplates on the throne, and it collapsed.

To say he was 'in the ....' is no understatement, and the sharp edges caused some lacerations to his nether parts. I know because I was the medicine man.

I didn't log the site on my GPS, but somewhere a bit north of Coen, on the left side of the roads is an exact replica of the one illustrated above. It's yours for the finding.

In all seriousness, be very careful on these things as they are only constructed of light aluminium tubing, and though my mate is quite vertically challenged, his slight weight was enough to cause it to collapse.

Hi Richard H,

Mine is a very early one it's made of steel. Also, should have mentioned that I have two bits of wood 19 x 48 with recesses that the legs sit into.

Tony

Why would you leave the damaged seat behind?

If you want to do it in bottle cross your legs and point your toes.

Was either Arlo Guthrie or Frank Zappa who had the song " don't eat the yellow snow ,for that's where the huskies go ".........lol.

Hi Bob


That's a good one. Give you full points for that. Not just snow, I can write my name in good old outback red sand...................LOL


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Stephen

Being a member (no pun intended) of the 50% (approx.) of the population that does usually stand to pee I have found that as the number of candles on the birthday cake increase writing my name in the snow, sand or whatever becomes more a matter of joining the dots. I have started using a 1/4 of a Viagra tablet when the urge to urinate is upon me, which these days is becoming more frequent. I find this has helped me to stop wetting my shoes.


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Pop

Hi Pop

A good way of learning Morse Code....LOL, just make lots of dots and dashes.



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Stephen

You got it mate...lol

For the record it was Frank Zappa.

Ian T2

Thanks Stephen