Wee like a man

Waited over 60 years, now my prayers have been answered, I can stand up to wee. Bought a SHEWEE, "magic", discovered in camping stores also found later on internet www.shewee.com.au
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Reply By: Member - MUZBRY(Vic) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 09:00

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 09:00
Gday J & Me
See if you can find a book called "How to S..t in the woods" They are mentioned and also tell you where to purchase in US.
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Follow Up By: Member - Stephen L (Clare SA) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 09:58

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 09:58
Hi Muzbry

That is an easy one.....this is our standard bush trip toilet set. I made the set up using a wooden toilet seat that hinges to the old seat. Very comfortable and you can sit back ...LOL and admire mother nature at its best.

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Fiona took this photo, I have no reason why when we were camped out along the Anne Beadell. You will see we have everything that you need, metho to burn the toilet paper, matches to ignite the metho, baby wipe are perfect to freshen up after and for that little special bit of comfort, some good old Johnsons Baby powder.


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Follow Up By: Member - Tony S (WA) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 16:48

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 16:48
Hi Stephen,

Didn't have to buy or make mine found it at a camp site a few years ago. Somebody must have forgotten it. Applied cleaning agent and some disenfectant and it's like new. No more squatting thank goodness.

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Follow Up By: Member - Richard H - West NSW - Monday, Feb 20, 2012 at 10:30

Monday, Feb 20, 2012 at 10:30
My mate who is a N.S.W. public servant claims that he is too civilsed to use the shovel and squat method of going to the loo, so he purchased one of these things.

Claimed it was the 'bees knees', but one night on the way to Cape York, and after a few drinkies, placed his throne out in the bush and sat down to contemplate whatever one contemplates on the throne, and it collapsed.

To say he was 'in the ....' is no understatement, and the sharp edges caused some lacerations to his nether parts. I know because I was the medicine man.

I didn't log the site on my GPS, but somewhere a bit north of Coen, on the left side of the roads is an exact replica of the one illustrated above. It's yours for the finding.

In all seriousness, be very careful on these things as they are only constructed of light aluminium tubing, and though my mate is quite vertically challenged, his slight weight was enough to cause it to collapse.
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Follow Up By: Member - Tony S (WA) - Monday, Feb 20, 2012 at 11:35

Monday, Feb 20, 2012 at 11:35
Hi Richard H,

Mine is a very early one it's made of steel. Also, should have mentioned that I have two bits of wood 19 x 48 with recesses that the legs sit into.

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Follow Up By: Shaker - Friday, Feb 24, 2012 at 09:53

Friday, Feb 24, 2012 at 09:53
Why would you leave the damaged seat behind?

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Reply By: Navigator 1 (NSW) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 09:17

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 09:17
Now that could be useful.
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Follow Up By: kaid - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 11:00

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 11:00
If you want to do it in bottle cross your legs and point your toes.
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Reply By: Bob - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 11:21

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 11:21
Let's see you write your name in the snow :-)

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Follow Up By: Alloy c/t - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:01

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:01
Was either Arlo Guthrie or Frank Zappa who had the song " don't eat the yellow snow ,for that's where the huskies go ".........lol.
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Follow Up By: Member - Stephen L (Clare SA) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:16

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:16
Hi Bob


That's a good one. Give you full points for that. Not just snow, I can write my name in good old outback red sand...................LOL


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Follow Up By: pop2jocem - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:39

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:39
Being a member (no pun intended) of the 50% (approx.) of the population that does usually stand to pee I have found that as the number of candles on the birthday cake increase writing my name in the snow, sand or whatever becomes more a matter of joining the dots. I have started using a 1/4 of a Viagra tablet when the urge to urinate is upon me, which these days is becoming more frequent. I find this has helped me to stop wetting my shoes.


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Follow Up By: Member - Stephen L (Clare SA) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 13:03

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 13:03
Hi Pop

A good way of learning Morse Code....LOL, just make lots of dots and dashes.



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Follow Up By: pop2jocem - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 13:10

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 13:10
You got it mate...lol
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Follow Up By: Ian T2 - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 20:49

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 20:49
For the record it was Frank Zappa.

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Reply By: Member - Stephen L (Clare SA) - Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:59

Sunday, Feb 19, 2012 at 12:59
Hi Mrs Me

Thanks for bringing to the attention this special item for women. I was praising you up in the above post by Gone Bush, but his post has now been removed,

I think that there are many women out there that would find this product very helpful, even though it is of no use to me.



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Follow Up By: J & Me - Friday, Feb 24, 2012 at 09:15

Friday, Feb 24, 2012 at 09:15
Thanks Stephen
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