Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 11:58
Truckster,
Y'right.
Then there are the other bleeps who stuff it up for the good drivers:
- Sunday drivers;
- old buggers with straw gardening hats;
- young hoons with doof, doof, music;
- car with umbrella on the back sill;
- anyone with a deerstalker, eight panel cap, or beret;
- old Zephyrs or FJs, especially with a foxtail on the aerial;
- car with any nodding doll or fake animal on the back sill;
- police (they REALLY know how to slow down traffic);
- VW Kombis (especially with curtains);
- four door white passenger cars;
- station wagons;
- cars with 'baby on board' signs;
- women with coloured hair;
- women with big sunglasses with gold logos on them;
- Vespas (a new Italian threat - all the earlier ones were run over by Council buses and trucks);
- driver wearing a scarf (especially a plaid scarf);
- anyone of foreign appearance;
- Citroens (but not if driven by men of Gallic appearance - instead they are reckless bleeps who probably reek of garlic and don't know the road rules);
- Peugeots (but disregard the above qualification for Citroens);
- cars with tourist stickers;
- tradesmen with old trailers (shouldn't be many of them around now given the housing boom);
- Dept Transport road maintenance trucks and crews;
- old f*rts with new sports cars;
- old f*ts with old sports cars;
- old f*rts who look like they have money in the bank;
- boomer couple with granny in the back;
- fourby poseurs with umpteen
driving lights, huuuuge
tyres, purple paint and wrap-around sunglasses;
- poseurs with their foglights always on;
- any vehicle that appears to be from a different State or town;
- trucks hauling logs; and
- farmers.
- cars with venetian blinds;
- cars with dog/cat lover or veterinary signs in the back window;
- cars with dog, car or parrot in the car;
- slow pedestrians;
- cycles on roads;
- fourbys with 'mum's shopping trolley' sticker;
- farmers moving stock;
- women with the netball team in a people mover;
- any car with a netball sticker;
- any car with a trailer doing the garbage run to the tip;
- any car with a trailer doing the 'moving house' run;
- Commodores towing Jayco pop-tops;
- expensive European cars driven by old f*rts (no old bleep should be allowed to own a Porsche or Mercedes);
- top of the range Hyundais (always driven by old bleeps); and
- any ridiculously tiny commuter cars.
If there anyone missed please feel free to add.
On a brighter note, do you know that if you get the bigger diesel donk in a F350 it has enough grunt for some quick pick-up before the lady with the lolly pop sign can stop you at a school crossing? Hmmmmm, forgot to put school speed zones and lolly-pop ladies into the list of bad things that slow down good drivers.
All in jest, no need for flames ;-)
EV700
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Follow Up By: Willem - Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 16:27
Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 16:27
You left out psycopaths driving Lifted Turbo charged Simex shod angry GQ wagons and sedate underpowered submarine-like Hyundai Softroaders...........hahahahahahahahaha..........Very Funny EV700. Them are most of the people we yell at
on the road forgetting that we fall in somewhere in a category LOL
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Follow Up By: ev700 - Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 16:57
Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 16:57
Willem
True.
I regret that I qualify for some of those categories.
Fortunately the spouse is an expert, flawless driver and always has been. I am not so lucky.
EV700
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Follow Up By: Member - Blue (VIC) - Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 19:19
Thursday, Aug 04, 2005 at 19:19
ev700, you nailed another one there with the cyclists... Not all, just the posers riding $5k bikes wearing all the latest spandex crap who think riding two abreast on the Melba Hwy is their right, no matter who they're inconveniencing... To these goat bags I say go pay some rego before you start giving the bird to frustrated motorists trying to pass you. Made one bloke stack into his mate a couple of weeks ago... Gave them a honk from behind(they were 2 abreast @ less than 20kph on the Melba) and the bloke out on the right gave me the bird. Wipped out and passed them then pulled over and got out of the car and stood in the middle of the road. bloke on the right tried so hard to chuck a u-bolt, he high sided into his mate... Laughed out load, threw a few choice words at him while they were scrambling back to their feet and drove off feeling completely vindicated.
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Follow Up By: gramps - Friday, Aug 05, 2005 at 23:45
Friday, Aug 05, 2005 at 23:45
I was going to add the "Baby on board" stickered vehicles but then remembered they usually travel at 'idiot speed' anyway.
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