Tuesday, Feb 28, 2006 at 22:13
Don't get me started on those bloody blue lights!
When I was a kid, my old man used to take me to this old drunken fat barber...Mac The Knife, up in
Woomera. I used to think the leather belt was for beating, and tying up difficult kids who didn't like his one & only style of Shot Back'N'Sides.
Along with the leather belt, he had this razor thingy, in a bone handle, and he ALWAYS had the blade showing..... scary...
Last of all, he had one of those UV lights, that shone down on his scissors, to kill germs, or whatever it does, buggered if I know.
Whenever I see one of those little poofta cars, with the 230 mm. dia exhausts, and blue lights, I always think of Mac The Knife.....
A chick I used to work with told me in confidence, and yep, you're reading it here on the internet, that she used to date this guy, who just loved himself, and had a blue light, but not under his car, oh no, he went one better than that.
It was under his bed!
She reckoned it looked cool. I gave her a small piece of
Orange Perspex (I'm a Sign Maker), and told her to go look for semen samples like they do on CSI!
Thankfully, she dropped him...... wanker....
Wolfie
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