One of the erratic morning bike riders I compete with for road space on the way to work nearly met his maker at 0720 this morning.
Driving sedately in a northerly direction and approaching a roundabout at which I turn left, I observed a cyclist heading towards me on the pavement, on my left hand side.
Giving my normal clear indication of my intentions (rarely do cyclists ever bother to let other road users know what they're up to) I entered the roundabout and the fat oaf swerved across
the junction right in front of me.
The ABS on my 4 wheel drive worked
well and I just avoided flattening him which was just as
well because at about 18 stone (how much is that in kg?)he would have made a more than sizable dent in the bonnet of the vehicle despite the roo bar!
I hurled the usual compliment out the window as his head jerked round in my direction ( he obviously hadn't seen me and was no doubt absorbed in the sound coming from his walkman) ...."You fat wanker" and he blithely cycled on and disappeared in the direction of the Police Academy.
The oaf maybe an instructor within that establishment.
Now this is the point, if he's a cop and I believe he is, how hard would it be for me to prove I'd clearly indicated my intentions if he'd been flattened?
Would the the fact that I drive a 4 wheel drive automatically mean I was guilty? That would certainly be the only fact published or commented upon.
Would the bull bar be blamed for having caused his death or injuries despite him not being aware/interested/too copper arrogant to care about what was happening on the road around him?
Why was he riding on the pavement? Is he above the law?
Why is a Nissan sporting the flag of Scotland which parks outside the academy allowed to have a "rocket launcher" attached to his bull bar?
Is it OK for him as he works there, or possibly was training there, or are they so unobservant that they haven't seen it?
I haven't got anything against cops, they do a job I couldn't and wouldn't do, although I admit to having no respect for either the basic driving of many police drivers or their policing of the road rules.
"Don't do as I do, do as I tell you".
Alan H