woman drivers
Submitted: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 07:56
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Member - MUZBRY (VIC)
Gday
While driving down the
Monash this morning, i looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW 5 doing 100k putting on eye liner. i looked away for just a moment and ther she was half way into my lane still working on the eye liner.
Well , it scared me ( this from a bloke) so me so much that i dropped my electric
shaver, which knocked the bacon rollout of my other hand.
In all this confusion of trying to straighten up the waggon using my knees against the steering wheel, i knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn big jim and
the twins, causing me to scream, which made me drop the ciggy out of my mouth, ruind my shirt and disconnected an important call......damn women drivers.....
have a nice day
Murray
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Reply By: Oldsquizzy (Kununurra) - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 08:01
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 08:01
Buggar, and I'll bet she didnt say sorry....lol
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Follow Up By: Hairy - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 09:42
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 09:42
Ill bet she didnt even know he was there!
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Reply By: Willem - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 09:54
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 09:54
Hahahahaha!...Good one
My brother was driving to work out of San Francisco sitting on the speed limit on cruise control doing just that when a Cop pulled up alongside and just shook his head. Brother got quite a fright. Some monthslater he got tail ended and has since mended the error of his ways....lol
Cheers
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Follow Up By: Dustin - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 11:45
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 11:45
eye liner on a bloke in San Francisco is not that uncommon I suppose
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Follow Up By: Willem - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 13:48
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 13:48
Yerr...a bit like
Sydney or
Perth
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Reply By: Big Mike - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 10:36
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 10:36
Thank god you're such a good driver Murray, us blokes keep the road safe. Shame they don't teach your skills to the
young'uns doing license tests. Keep flying the flag.
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Reply By: True Blue - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:05
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:05
Very good Muzbry.
Cant have "Big Jim and the twins" getting burnt can we"?.......hmm.
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Reply By: Member - Royce- Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:23
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 12:23
See ... us blokes can multi-skill just fine.
Until a women interfers
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Reply By: Robin Miller - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 14:51
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 14:51
You need technology or your side Muzbry.
I use low profile, double skinned plastic coffee cup from BP with lid with little hole in it , so that as
well as keeping warm for my daily drive down entire length of stud rd , the coffee not only stays warm , but when it inevitably tips over (due to a lady driver - usually on the phone) it doesn't loose much before you retrieve it.
Even better , what it spills usually squirts out under a
seat so that it doesn't count
because "she" can't see it.
Robin Miller
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Reply By: guzzi - Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 17:07
Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 17:07
A funny post......
all jokes aside you've just hit the road toll nail on the head.
People need to put DRIVEING back to No1 on the list of things they do when behind a wheel of any car. Not No 5 or 6, after jibbering on the phone, stuffing their face, texting, reading or looking at their reflection in the rear view mirror while carring out personal grooming.
All this at 100 kph 1 car length behind the future victims in front of them.
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