Man runs over wife on toilet

Submitted: Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 11:49
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Man runs over wife on toilet

By KASEY BRUNT
02 Sep 06

A FORGIVING wife told yesterday how her husband accidentally ran her over while she was "answering the call of nature" in the Territory Outback.
Pat MacDonald told the Northern Territory News: "We had just pulled up for morning tea.

"I squatted down in front of the car for a call of nature and he drove right over the top of me."

Mrs MacDonald, a 63-year-old retired nurse, was enjoying a camping trip at Gregory National Park with her husband Peter, 67.

While she can laugh now, Mrs Anderson suffered extensive head injuries, including having the right side of her scalp torn off. The couple used a satellite phone to alert medical staff based at Timber Creek, about 50km away.

Mrs Anderson was treated at Timber Creek Medical Centre before being flown to Royal Darwin Hospital, where she had emergency surgery.

After a six-day stay in hospital following the August 4 accident, and time spent recuperating at a friend's home in Gunn, Palmerston, Mrs Anderson said she learned a valuable lesson about Outback dunny etiquette.

"I now know not to get out of a car and squat right in front of it," she added with a bit of a chuckle.

Mrs Anderson also thanked the Territory's medical and emergency services.

"I just want to say thank you to all the people who helped us," she said.

"You have to give credit where credit is due and this is one of those times," Mrs Anderson said.

The Queensland couple will remain in Darwin until Mrs Anderson is well enough to travel home.

"I have surgery again next week and then I'll go home to recuperate," she said.
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 12:03

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 12:03
She might have only gone there for a piddle, but I'll bet she had the chits by the time THAT ordeal was over....hahahaha
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Follow Up By: Waynepd (NSW) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 15:53

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 15:53
Is it just me or did her name change by the end of the story......must have been one hell of a shock
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Follow Up By: Member - Brian (Gold Coast) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:05

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:05
It did indeed change..........

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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:07

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:07
divorce? :D Lucky man!
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Follow Up By: Waynepd (NSW) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:17

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:17
I wonder if he thought she was behind the vehicle and though it would be funny to drive off and leave her piddling out in the open......and oops she was in front of the car.....um sorry dear really wouldn't cut it would it?
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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:19

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:19
should have backed up again :D
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Reply By: Moose - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 12:08

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 12:08
Now wouldn't that just pi$$ you off!
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Reply By: Tim@Stratford - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 13:30

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 13:30
Do you think she would be exempt from collecting her toilet paper??? (Previous post)
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Reply By: oldmagpie2 - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 15:43

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 15:43
hang on a minute, if they just pulled up for morning tea, where was he driving off to without her? me thinks something is a amiss, could it be attempted MURDER , was he thinking of maybe the last fourty odd years? any ideas?.cheers
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Follow Up By: nonon - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 22:22

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 22:22
More like the last 400 klm of nag nag nag nag nag
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Reply By: Footloose - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 15:47

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 15:47
This is one of those occasions when you don't stay close to the vehicle.
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Reply By: PhilZD30Patrol - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:02

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:02
The real issue is how much damage did she do to the 4wd and did Mr Anderson loose his no claim bonus or did Mrs Anderson admit liability?

Phil
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Follow Up By: Waynepd (NSW) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:44

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 16:44
hence the name change to protect the guilty
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Reply By: Member - Boo Boo (NSW) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 18:41

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 18:41
I thought I was beinng funny when Wifey wanted a pit stop in the middle of the hay lains. She got out of the car, raining heavily, and I drove off. Stopped about 200 yds up the road and waited. Hell females have got no sense of humour.

She got me back about 3 years later.

Regards Bob
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Follow Up By: Member - Mike DID - Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 00:29

Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 00:29
. . . . welllllll. You can't leave us in suspense ! How ????
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Follow Up By: Member - Boo Boo (NSW) - Friday, Sep 08, 2006 at 08:50

Friday, Sep 08, 2006 at 08:50
Same thing I needed to go and it was raining.................

Bob
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Reply By: Pajman Pete (SA) - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 19:23

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 19:23
I had a mate that was driving back from Sydney to SA. His wife was asleep on th eack seat in her PJ's.

While he was paying for petrol at Hay she went to the toilet and he drove off without her leaving her at the petrol station with no money or ID dressed in her best pink PJ's and fluffy slippers.

The police stopped him in Balranald:

"Are you missing anything?"

"No, why?"

"Look in the back seat mate!"

.............

He still hasn't lived that one down!

Petet
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Reply By: Footloose - Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 20:49

Wednesday, Sep 06, 2006 at 20:49
I once let the wife off in a UK street to do some shopping in the middle of winter.

All the roads went round in circles, peak hour traffic and I couldnt stop to read the map.
By the time I found my way back she was just turning blue ! The shops had closed about an hour before.

Took years to build up enough points to live that down :((
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Reply By: Sand Man (SA) - Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 01:52

Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 01:52
Why would anyone squat in front of a vehicle anyway?

What is wrong with the SIDE.

Bad luck for her of course, but she must have been a little bit loopy anyway.
And then there was the Husband. Was he looking the "other way" when she got out and walked to the front of the vehicle?

Something is missing from the story me thinks!
Bill


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Follow Up By: Truckster (Vic) - Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 10:53

Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 10:53
why would anyone squat is the question!
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Reply By: the outlaws - Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 16:49

Thursday, Sep 07, 2006 at 16:49
hmmm now thats funny i might just have to try that !!!!!

oops

coming dear !!!!!!!!
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