friday funnies

Submitted: Friday, Mar 22, 2019 at 11:21
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It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits.

They include;

Hermans Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.

Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?

Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face.

Paul Simon - 50 ways to lose your liver.

The Commodores - Once,twice,three times to the bathroom.

Procol Harem - A whiter shade of hair.

Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping.

Abba - Denture Queen

Helen Reddy - I am woman hear me snore.

Leslie Gore - It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to.

And my favourite...

Willy Nelson - On the commode again.

Have a great day, Bushy.

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Reply By: Member - torro - Friday, Mar 22, 2019 at 13:58

Friday, Mar 22, 2019 at 13:58
Was out walking with the wife and she stopped and said to me;

"You weren't even listening were you?"

I thought to myself - "that's a weird way to start a conversation".
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